5 Sure-Fire Signs Twitter Has Jumped The Shark

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Has twitter jumped the shark?

Yesterday we’d have answered no, but after seeing these products we’re beginning to wonder. As a social media platform, twitter is so easy to love (Imagine Google+ products), but consumerism eventually gets to everyone.

5 Sure-Fire Signs Twitter Has Jumped The Shark

1. Twitter Sneakers are oddly desirable, no? And high tops no less, making them perfect for dropping triple-doubles at the park.

 

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2. A twitter chalkboard, for those times when the electricity goes out, or when technological regression seems preferable to progression.

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3. A twitter notepad–this one is charming. It even limits the number of characters you can use. If you really want to disturb the space-time continuum, fill it out, take a picture, then tweet that. If someone actually responds, fill out your reply tweet here, being sure to @ mention others you want to bring in to the conversation. Your cat, your mom, or your district instructional specialist.

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4. Twitter perfume, for those bigshots on twitter whose tweets shake the twitter-verse every morning. (Presumably also available in cologne.)

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5. A twitter onesie, just so you can sleep well at night knowing you’re doing all that you can to encourage a superficial worldview and a social media addiction when they are just weeks old. Head start!

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